If Our Wishes Came True . . .

. . . this man would be the next Speaker of the House.  That would be teahadist lunatic Rep. Louie "Screwy Louie" Gohmert (Peanut-TX), regularly cited as the Dumbest/ Craziest Person in Congress (and boy, is that a wide-open, competitive field!).  Gohmert's plan to challenge the gonad-free current Speaker John "Mr. Tangerine Man" Boehner isn't expected to amount to much (just like Gohmert -rimshot-), but it doesn't bode well for Senate Majority =hock patooey= Leader Mitch "Missy" McConnell's "main goal" for Republicans heading into 2016:  "don't be scary." Good luck with that genius strategy!

Just this one Republican Congresscritter has it in himself to explode Missy's well-laid plans to camouflage the bottomless nut dish that is the modern Republican/ New Confederate/ Stupid/ White Supremacist/ Anti-Science/ Climate Change Denying Party.  They can try to put Louie under wraps, but there's a boundless supply of scary Louie's in the House and Senate eager to grift challenge "the establishment" (i.e., empty the pockets of gullible rubes).  For example, fellow teahadist Rep. Ted "Yahoo" Yoho (Swamp-FL) is also expected to challenge Boehner.  You just can't fix stupid/ crazy/ scary.

(Photo:  Rep. Gohmert - and yes, he's as stupid as he looks.)