Former Fux Teabangelist
Mike Huckabee Hucksterbee thinks that pretending to run for President in 2016 will juice his book sales, and they probably will among his Bible-thumping followers. But he has no chance at the Presidency, and comments like the one he made yesterday
that compared being gay to drinking prove he's not ready for political prime time. With a majority of voters
favoring marriage equality, Hucksterbee knows that by holding his culture warrior views, he's disqualifying himself probably from the Rethuglican nomination, and certainly from the general election.
Hucksterbee's sanctimony was caught in a wringer recently when he criticized music star Beyonce's songs, only to be
shown clips of him playing bass with draft dodging
admitted pedophile Ted "Crap My Pants" Nugent singing the sexual "
Cat Scratch Fever." Imagine that as part of a Dem ad; Hucksterbee can, and that's only part of why we should expect a Romneyesque statement from him later this year.
