Tuesday, April 14, 2015

"Next Generation Leader" Marco Rubio's Web Site EPIC FAIL

In his campaign launch yesterday, hip "young" Sen. Marco "Glug Glug" Rubio (Error 521-FL) tried to draw a contrast between himself and the "leaders of the past" =cough= future President Hillary Clinton =cough= (whose web site was up and running as she announced her candidacy Sunday).  As for Glug Glug's hip, future- is- now web site?  Since the "mainstream media" will fixate on what  Hillary Clinton had for lunch today, but can't find anything downbeat to report about hip "young" Glug Glug, we turn to Wonkette to take up the sad story (click on image to enlarge):
And then, as any young, super edgy candidate for the next generation does, he encouraged people to go to his website. Which looked like this:

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You know whose website was fully operational when her creaky old presidential campaign officially launched, even though she is SO YESTERDAY? That’s right, Grandma Clinton. Perhaps Rubio should have asked to borrow her secret basement server.
Is it too soon to suggest a campaign jingle for Glug Glug? 


Silver Spring Bureau Chief said...

Glug Glug should post this on his error page!

W. Hackwhacker said...

Si, el debe!