Monday, April 6, 2015
Republican Crime Blotter, Sexytime Edition
The state director for New Hampshire Republican Sen. Kelly Ayotte was arrested for solicitation of prostitution yesterday in a police sting operation. David "studmuffin99" Wihby, 62, was responding to an online ad for sex when he was arrested in a hotel. Wihby also happens to be the vice chairman of the Manchester, NH school district. We're certain he's an upstanding member of the community, who regularly appears in church and decries the decline of America's morals.
Ayotte, who is best known as a frequent sidekick to neocon bomb-fondlers Sens. John McNasty and Lindsey "Huckleberry Closetcase" Graham, has accepted Wihby's resignation, and immediately checked her New Hampshire office for hidden cams in the bathroom.
(photo: The perp after the pinch.)