Saturday, April 4, 2015

What's That Flushing Sound?



Over the sound of flushing toilets and other sounds, the wife of uber wingnut and Joe McCarthy doppelgänger Sen. Ted "Tailgunner Ted" Cruz was heard haranguing women in the restroom at a recent campaign event in Iowa about the "virtues" of her husband.  Heidi Cruz's awkward encounters with the women was noted by a reporter from the Des Moines Register, who was washing her hands while having to listen to Mrs. Cruz's speechifying.  Mwaahaha.

Also, don't you love the "air kiss" in the photo above?  Can't blame her for that.  This is the couple that was practicing "kissing" on stage at the ironically-named "Liberty" University hours before the Senator's announcement that he was running for President.