Entire Clown Bus Will Unload in NH

Imagine this scenario:  instead of the Fux "News" roundup of the top 10 Republican clowns candidates appearing on a stage to insult Hillary Clinton and President Obama, there would be all 10 12 241 15 (and still counting) Rethuglican aspirants to the nomination appearing on one stage together.  An impossible dream for Dems?  It's going to happen on August 3 in New Hampshire, three days before the Fux follies, thanks to the New Hampshire Union Leader newspaper, and newspapers in early primary states Iowa and South Carolina.

There, for America to marvel at, will be the oddest collection of nut cases (calling Dr. Ben "On Meds" Carson, come on in Rick "Frothy Mix" Santorum, glad you came Piyush "Bobby" Jindal), indicted and may-soon-be-indicted pols (looking at you Rick "Oops" Perry, you too Chris "Krispykreme" Christie, hey and Scott "Koch Head" Walker's here), the craven and plain nasty (you're YOOGE Donald "Rump" Trump, ladies women first Carly "Snarly" Fiorina, Canadians welcome, too Ted "Tailgunner Ted" Cruz).  And many more, as the clown car  bus empties.

We have to hand it to the Republican New Hampshirites (we made sure the "ri" was in there) for having the wisdom to show the public all the lunacy, bigotry, deviousness, and right-wing zealotry that constitutes their party all on one stage.  Bravo!

(photo:  New Hampshire, here we come!)