Wednesday, July 15, 2015

Ted's Excellent Adventure Quote of the Day


"He called me, he wanted to meet, and we are going to meet. What it's about, I have absolutely no idea." (emphasis added) -- Bigoted vulgarian Donald "Rump" Trump, when asked this morning on MSNBC's "Morning Joke" about a meeting today with smarmy reactionary Sen. Ted "Tailgunner Ted" Cruz.   Isn't Rump treating his erstwhile fanboy a bit dismissively?

Well, we have an idea what the meeting's about, even if Rump doesn't.  Tailgunner Ted believes Rump will eventually implode, and wants Rump's followers if not Rump's future endorsement.  But for now, Rump will be in for some public, heavy ass-kissing from the shifty Senator from Texas, maybe with a few love-bites thrown in.