Rump's Rise

The latest poll released by GOP Fux "News" shows loudmouth bigot Donald "Rump" Trump leading among Rethuglican primary voters (18%), ahead of Wisconsin Gov. Scott "Koch Head" Walker (15%) and House of Bush legacy J.E.B.! (14%).  Since his offensive remarks about Mexican immigrants, Rump has shot to the top of the long list of Rethug hopefuls at the expense of J.E.B.!, Marco "Glug Glug" Rubio, and various never-gonna-wins like Ben "On Meds" Carson, company-destroyer Carly "Snarly" Fiorina, and theocrat Mike "Hucksterbee" Huckabee.

Rather than be an outlier in the Republican / New Confederate / Stupid Party, Rump voices the base's dark id and adds his belligerence and arrogance to the toxic mix.  We're hoping that he goes very, very far into the Rethug primaries, as a neon-lit billboard for what his Party is all about for all to see.

(photo:  The wind's at his back.)

BONUS:  Happily, Rump is savaging fellow Republicans in a manner only the raging loudmouth can:

.@GovernorPerry failed on the border. He should be forced to take an IQ test before being allowed to enter the GOP debate.

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) July 16, 2015

.@SenJohnMcCain should be defeated in the primaries. Graduated last in his class at Annapolis--dummy!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) July 16, 2015

... sez bankrupted 4 times genius businessman Rump.