Friday, July 3, 2015

You Have Cliven Bundy's Vote (If He Votes), Rand Paul!


Self-certified ophthalmologist, plagiarist, and Republican presidential  loser candidate Sen. "Ayn" Rand Paul (Dudebro-KY) may want to check himself for fleas after laying down with this dog:
Scofflaw rancher Cliven Bundy said he met with Sen. Rand Paul (R-KY) for nearly an hour this week and found he sees eye to eye with the GOP presidential candidate.
Bundy, whose ongoing dispute over grazing rights on federally owned land sparked an armed militia standoff last year with the Bureau of Land Management, said Paul assured him he would grant the rancher’s demands and make Nevada a sovereign state if elected next year to the White House.  [snip]
The rancher said Paul’s campaign staff escorted him to an impromptu meeting with the candidate after Bundy attended an event in Mesquite.  [snip]

Paul said during the campaign event that he believed all land issues – including endangered species protections – should be handled by the states and not the federal government.
Bundy said the candidate expressed an appreciation for the American Lands Council – a Koch brothers-funded group that is working to give states control over federally owned land through legislation and litigation(our emphasis)
A "sovereign state" filled with "sovereign citizens" like egomaniacal racist moocher Cliven "Hoof" Bundy, huh. We're not sure how that works in the context of the Constitution (o.k., it doesn't), and perhaps neither does "Ayn" Rand Paul, and certainly not nitwit Bundy, who doesn't recognize, and therefore owes no allegiance to, the Federal government (a.k.a., United States of America). But we see the Koch brothers' operation is working on it day and night, so freedumb!

At least now "Ayn" Rand Paul has cornered the tumbleweed- racist- moocher "sovereign citizen" vote ... except, wait;  since "sovereign citizens" don't recognize the Federal government, would they even vote in a Federal presidential election?  It would seem highly hypocritical if they did, wouldn't it?  We believe that's called a cornpone-nundrum!

(Photo:  Welfare rancher Cliven "Hoof" Bundy has himself a candidate!)