What A Strong Odor, Er, Field!

The seven ten dwarfs above have been chosen for the first Republican cattle show debate tomorrow night on Fox "News."

That's some strong, talented, well- qualified sociopaths, liars, lightweights, demagogues, indicted, science deniers candidates, right there!

BONUS:  Charles P. Pierce has an individualized question for each of the talents above.

(Image: top l. to r.:  Cruz, Walker, Jeb!, Trump, Christie;  bottom l. to r.: Kasich, Huckabee, Rubio, Carson, Paul;  not pictured:  the seven dwarfs that didn't make the cut)