We'll see how plutocrat scion John Ellis "J.E.B.!" Bush looks in the post-"debate" polls, but we're betting his numbers don't move very much. He was certainly trying hard to be the alpha male along side vulgarian clown Donald "Rump" Trump, with the staged "apologize to my wife" nonsense and the dishonest claim that his brother Dumbya "kept us safe" (just not before September 12, 2001).
(cartoons: top, Clay Bennett, bottom, Matt Wuerker, via Gocomics.com)
