This doesn't look like "traditional marriage either:"
The St. Paul Pioneer Press reported Tuesday that a Dakota County sheriff's deputy issued citations for causing a nuisance on Aug. 25 to state Reps. Tim Kelly (R) and Tara Mack (R). Court records obtained by the newspaper showed the deputy found Kelly "making out with a female in car" around 4:30 p.m. in a park in Eagan, Minnesota. The deputy wrote in his notes that the woman's pants "were unzipped and pulled down," according to the Pioneer Press.
The lawmakers, who are married to other people, both issued statements that contested the deputy's version of events. (our emphasis)Possible explanations:
"We were just discussing how to screw the Democrats and got carried away."
"We were testing police response capability -- we were drilling, people!"
"We wanted to prove there was no Republican War on Women."
"We were rehearsing our roles in our upcoming play about those cheating Michigan Republican state legislators Todd Courser and Cindy Gamrat."
"#HornyRepublicansMatter."
