Twits Tweeting

During last night's Democratic debate, we were warned that riders on the Rethuglican clown car bus would be sharing their characteristically deep thoughts with us. We weren't disappointed.  For sheer cluelessness, here's House of Bush scion in 4th-place-and-going-nowhere John Ellis "J.E.B.!" Bush:

It’s clear the Democrats on stage tonight are running for Obama’s 3rd term. Join me if you’re ready to stop them: http://t.co/svOxjDtfnH

— Jeb Bush (@JebBush) October 14, 2015

To which we would say, "America would much rather have Obama's 3rd term than your brother Dumbya's 3rd term."  That was easy.

Here's another clown that is hovering in the low single digits, Bible banging bigot Mike "Huckster" Huckabee, who sees the end of times with marriage equality, but not the bigotry that fuels his Party:

Racism exists because we have a sin problem in America, not a skin problem. #DemDebate

— Gov. Mike Huckabee (@GovMikeHuckabee) October 14, 2015

Thank you for clarifying that racism isn't actually about, you know, race, but rather the sinners who won't support Huckster in his mission to Christianize 'Murica.

Then there was this from racism lecturer Huckster:

I trust @BernieSanders with my tax dollars like I trust a North Korean chef with my labrador! #DemDebate

— Gov. Mike Huckabee (@GovMikeHuckabee) October 14, 2015

The racism stands by itself.  But it's also coming from a man whose son was once fired for killing a dog.  You've produced a fine litter befitting your character, Huckster!

Finally, we have the driver of the clown bus, vulgarian egomaniac Donald "Rump" Trump providing in-depth policy analysis and commentary on such topics as ISIS, equal pay, and…..just kidding!

Sorry, there is no STAR on the stage tonight!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 14, 2015

In Rump's world, he would have to be there to have a STAR on the stage.  Sadly for him, last night was for rational grownups only.