Fumbling House of Bush heir and self-proclaimed Mr. Fixit John Ellis "J.E.B.!" Bush's campaign for President is sinking fast, and tonight's clown-tastic debate might be his last chance to change the Rethug bases' mind about him, and to bring down his rival, the opportunistic greenhorn Sen. Marco "Glug Glug" Rubio. In the last debate, he famously went after Glug Glug for his failure to attend key votes in the Senate, an attack which clueless J.E.B.! campaign officials had telegraphed to Glug Glug before the debate, so Glug Glug was ready. Needless to say, J.E.B.! flopped.
Having not learned that lesson, J.E.B.! and his allies and family retainers are telling everyone that they're launching attack ads aimed at Glug Glug and his extreme positions on social issues, as well as his shady credit card and financial dealings (presumably so that Glug Glug will be more than ready with a response). Not a very bright campaign strategery. Wonder how long it will take Glug Glug to resp….oh wait.
Looks like J.E.B.! really fixed it this time.
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