Tuesday, December 29, 2015

J.E.B.! Challenges Trump To "One-On-One" Action, Gets Nut-Punched


Pathetic weenie scion John Ellis "J.E.B.!" Bush is polling waaay down in the low single digits and is headed for the exit door in both Iowa and New Hampshire.  But he's got a strategery to get back into the game with the big boys:
Jeb Bush on Monday challenged Republican front-runner Donald Trump to a one-on-one debate.

Speaking to a gathering at the Forum Club in Palm Beach, Fla., Bush was asked by the moderator what he would say to Trump if he were to walk in the room at that moment.

“Donald, I’ll take you on one-on-one in a debate, any time, any place,” Bush said. “You name it and I’ll do it.”
"One- on- one" with Rump!  Mano a mano! That has "K.O." written all over it.  But, we defer to Wonkette for the ultimate nut punch:
You wouldn’t think sad pathetic “the dumb one, actually” Jeb Bush would look back fondly on the days when Donald Trump spent his every waking moment kicking Jeb in the nuts and laughing at his pain. Remember those days? Remember how sore Jeb’s nuts were? Alas and alack and other A-words, Jeb now seems eager for Trump to grab him by the wrist and ask him why he won’t stop hitting himself...
We won't keep you in suspense as to Rump's response to this "idea" from "J.E.B.!"  Here it is, in the form of a retweet from a Stormtrumper: