They Said It! (Cont.)

Here's the latest installment in our continuing series memorializing dog- on- dog Republican candidate un- friendly fire.
 
Donald "Rump" Trump on "Tailgunner Ted" Cruz:

Real-estate mogul Donald Trump took another apparent shot at presidential rival and US Sen. Ted Cruz's (R-Texas) Cuban ancestry at a Tuesday-night rally.

"To the best of my knowledge, not too many evangelicals come out of Cuba, OK? Just remember that, OK? Just remember," Trump said while speaking at an event in Council Bluffs, Iowa.

Gov. Chris "Krispykreme" Christie on Sen. Marco "Glug Glug" Rubio:

“Dude, show up to work,” Christie said during a town-hall meeting in Muscatine, Iowa.

"Glug Glug" returning fire on "Krispykreme":

“You know, Chris has been missing in New Jersey for half the time,” Rubio said. “But candidates, I think, as we get down the stretch here, some of them get a little desperate and a little nasty in their attacks, and that’s fine.” 

 Gov. John "Who Is That Again?" Kasich's PAC on "Krispykreme" and "J.E.B.!" Bush:

“What Team Jeb has failed to address is the political baggage dragging behind Bush and Christie. The country doesn’t have an appetite for another Bush, or another Clinton, for that matter. As for Governor Christie, his mishandling of his state budget and the ‘Bridgegate’ scandal have earned him a 60 percent unfavorable rating from those who know him best — the people of New Jersey.” 

(Far)"Right to Rise" (J.E.B.!'s PAC) ad on "Glug Glug":

“Over the last three years, Rubio has missed important national security hearings and missed more total votes than any other senator. Politics first — that’s the Rubio way.”

(We're in serious danger of O.D.ing from schadenfreude over here!! What a way to go...)

We would be remiss if we didn't note the departure of another clown from the Republican candidate clown car bus, former New York Gov. George "Wacky" Pataki, one of the "qualified and talented" field of deluded egotists who's been flat- lining in the polls since day one.