Friday, December 4, 2015

Poll Answers The Question "Why Can't We Have Nice Things In This Country?"


Results of the latest CNN/ ORC poll show that apparently -- adding the numbers of Donald "Rump" Trump,  Sen. "Tailgunner Ted" Cruz, Dr. Ben Carson, and Sen. Marco "Glug Glug" Rubio together tap tap click click -- at least 78 percent of Republicans play with their toes.

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As for the "second tier" candidates (Christie, J.E.B.!, Fiorina, Huckabee, Kasich, and Paul), we offer an appropriate musical salute.

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