Monday, January 25, 2016

Rick Perry Endorses Ted Cruz; We Trust The Jokes Will Write Themselves


Ours is kind of obvious:

Former Texass Gov. and everlasting dimbulb Rick "Oops" Perry has endorsed Sen. "Tailgunner Ted" Cruz (R-Calgary) for President, saying "One, he's got courage;  two, he's the best listener in D.C.;  and three, um...  er ... oops!"

Feel free to add yours in the comments.

(Gif:  "Mmmm, is that Canadian bacon I smell?")

4 comments:

Gerald Parks said...

The stupid is strong in that one!!!!

W. Hackwhacker said...

It's so strong you could do a Texas two-step on it!

Anonymous said...


"Ted will secede where I didn't."

W. Hackwhacker said...

Excellent!