Former Texass Gov. and everlasting dimbulb Rick "Oops" Perry has endorsed Sen. "Tailgunner Ted" Cruz (R-Calgary) for President, saying "One, he's got courage; two, he's the best listener in D.C.; and three, um... er ... oops!"
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(Gif: "Mmmm, is that Canadian bacon I smell?")
