Wednesday, February 3, 2016

"Ayn" Rand Paul Follows Huckster Huckabee Out Of The Clown Bus (UPDATE: Santorum, Too)


The Republican candidate clown car bus has lost two more clowns, odious meat sock Mike "Huckster" Huckabee announcing his departure yesterday with the accurate quip "Voters are sick of me," and Sen. "Ayn" Rand Paul (R- Galt's Gulch) this morning (according to Politic-ho):

Amusing fact:  former Virginia Gov. Jim Gilmore, who garnered 12 votes in the Iowa caucuses, outlasted these two.  Man, that is some kind of deluded!

UPDATE It's official - the dudebro is out.

UPDATE II:  Theocratic loser Rick "Frothy Mix" Santorum, who finished in 11th place with 1% of the vote in the Iowa caucus, has decided to "spend more time with his family" as they say.  LGBT activist Dan Savage has the hilarious tweet: