Trump: "I'm Not A Loser - It Was Fraud!"

Well, that didn't last long.  "Good loser" and neo- fascist bag o' farts Donald "Rump" Trump reverts to form, after a mere 36 hours:

Ted Cruz didn't win Iowa, he stole it. That is why all of the polls were so wrong and why he got far more votes than anticipated. Bad!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) February 3, 2016

Based on the fraud committed by Senator Ted Cruz during the Iowa Caucus, either a new election should take place or Cruz results nullified.

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) February 3, 2016

Rump's reasoning whining is based on reports that supporters of Sen. "Tailgunner Ted" Cruz (R-Calgary) were putting out word that fellow crackpot Ben "The Blade" Carson would be dropping out of the race, and also because of some shady mailers sent by the Cruz campaign.

("Grrr Mmmm. Trump strong man!  No like mean stuff!  Would never lie!  Now must go cry twitter tears!")