Wednesday, February 24, 2016

Marco "Roboto" Rubio Foregoes "Victory" Speech To Catch Some Z's

Fox News reported Wednesday that Sen. Marco Rubio (R-FL) had gone to bed as the results of the Tuesday Nevada caucuses were still rolling in.

Fox hosts cut to reporter John Roberts for an update on the Rubio campaign, which had announced Tuesday that it would not stay in Nevada.

"Nothing else tonight," Roberts said. "The senator has gone to bed and has a lot of work to do between now and super Tuesday." 
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 "... gone to bed"!?   And forego his "victory" speech!?  Was it past his bedtime?  Was it to recharge his batteries?

BONUS:  For a state that was supposed to be Roboto's "firewall,"  he performed disastrously.

BONUS II:




(Photo:  0-for-4 Roboto)

2 comments:

Gerald Parks said...

AFTER that ugly loss ...he was hoping to get some beauty rest.

Problem is ...when he wakes up ...HIS nightmare will not be over!

W. Hackwhacker said...

Yeah - his new "firewall" is his home state of Florida on March 15 - and he's running third behind Rump and Tailgunner Ted!!