Saturday, February 20, 2016

Rump Gets SC Bump


Republican front-runner and neo-fascist poo-flinger Donald "Rump" Trump has won the South Carolina primary, according to the Associated Press. Rump's numbers have been hovering from 32 to 34 percent of the vote, with theocratic demagogue "Tailgunner Ted" Cruz and young cyborg Marco "Roboto" Rubio jockeying back and forth for second place in the low 20s.  Rump is apparently doing well in parts of the state where evangelicals are prominent, a demographic that Tailgunner Ted had hoped to dominate.

(photo:  The face of the Republican / New Confederate / Stupid / Shooter's Party.  You're welcome.)

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

While people were still laughing at his antics, I felt this wave of fear come over me. I cannot imagine what will happen if this buffoon gets elected president.

Hackwhackers said...

He's a narcissist man-child who isn't used to people saying "no" to him. We would be in for a very bad time.