Tuesday, May 10, 2016
Benny Bounced From Rump Team
Well that didn't last long. The campaign of neo-fascist megalomaniac Donald "Rump" Trump announced that Corey "Misdemeanor Battery" Lewandowski is replacing sleepy stabber Dr. Ben "Benny the Blade" Carson as the head of his Vice Presidential search team. Benny the Blade was given that task waaaaay back on May 4. As we noted at that time, if he could stay awake long enough, he might "find" himself to be the best VP candidate, à la Dick "The Dick" Cheney, who headed Dumbya's VP search team and one day looked in the mirror and said, "Hello, Mr. Vice President."
Apparently, he was either caught napping, or yapping, and thus ended his brief, undistinguished role in Rump's campaign circus.
(h/t to Daily Kos)
(photo: Drinking a quart of Red Bull was not smart, Benny)