One of the many bizarre things we're learning about neo-fascist demagogue Donald "Rump" Trump is that he once posed as his own spokesperson when handling press calls, something he denies. Using names like "John Miller," Rump would chat with reporters on the phone and answer questions posing as his own fake spokesperson, always boasting about his business successes and "love life" behind the facade. According to the linked article, Rump also testified in 1990 that he had used the name "John Barron" before to cover his identity. We can imagine him taking a call from the Kremlin: "Hello Vladimir, this is Ronald Crump representing the President...."
As Rump's former competitor John Ellis "J.E.B. :( " Bush said about him during the primary campaign, "he needs therapy." And to be kept as far away from the nuclear codes as possible.
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Wait -so John Miller was Trump? This'll really upset his supporters who weren't upset by the racism, serial lying & mocking the disabled.— John Fugelsang (@JohnFugelsang) May 13, 2016
