Magic 8 Ball Says Pence Will Be Trump's V.P. Choice, Will Go Down In Flames With Him

Indiana homophobe Gov. Mike "Very White" Pence (R- Bigot), of "Religious Freedom Restoration Act" infamy, is being reported by multiple sources to be neo- fascist fur ball Donald "Rump" Trump's choice for vice presidential running mate.  He's quite a piece of work, he is. We won't know for sure until the words come out of Rump's sewer pipe, but regardless we've consulted Magic 8 Ball (TM) and here's what it says about the chances for the Rump/ Pence ticket in November:



UPDATE:  The White House is already trolling Pence with the "Obamacare death embrace." Bwahahaha.

UPDATE II:  Another 8 nut ball thinks it will be Rump in a "blowout."