Now we know the
real reason we won't be seeing the tax returns of neo- fascist Putin Pal and Man of Charity
Donald "Rump" Trump,
as explained to us common folk by his spawn, Junior:
Donald Trump Jr. says that one reason for not releasing his father’s tax returns ― a tradition followed by every major party presidential candidate in the past 40 years ― is that it would simply invite too much scrutiny from ordinary people.
“He’s got a 12,000-page tax return that would create … financial auditors out of every person in the country asking questions that would detract from [his father’s] main message,” Trump Jr. said in an interview with the Pittsburgh Tribune-Review published Wednesday. (our emphasis)
It's the same reason Rump won't release his medical information, information about his "charitable contributions," or anything else about his shady life or business ventures. Too complicated! Too much scrutiny! No questions! (Actually, given the media's track record of normalizing and fluffing Rump, they shouldn't worry too much.) Meanwhile, what portion of Eric and Donald Trump, Jr.'s DNA do you suppose is reptilian:
UPDATE:
Looks like Junior was born with a silver foot in his mouth.
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