Tuesday, January 10, 2017

Movie Time In Russia


The New Yorker's satirist Andy Borowitz informs us that Russian tyrant and kleptocrat Vladimir "Vlad the Invader" Putin has banned Meryl Streep movies from Russia, saying she was "overrated." Neo-fascist Putin poodle Donald "Rump" Trump is reportedly considering giving Russia two "overrated" U.S. nuclear aircraft carriers as a "thank you."