Bailing On The Boss

White (Supremacist) House chief of staff and human / weasel hybrid Reince "Prepuce" Priebus is reportedly cutting his trip short with curtseying demagogue Donald "Rump" Trump and returning to Washington, presumably to join the bucket brigade in containing the raging fire of the Russiagate scandal. Friday's twin bombshells that a "person of interest" close to Rump  <<cough Jared Kushner cough >> is under investigation by the FBI, and that Rump privately bragged to Russian officials that he had impeded the investigation into the Russiagate scandal by firing the FBI's James Comey, have put Rumpland into crisis mode.

It's likely that Prepuce is concerned that the long-rumored staff shakeup will involve him getting the ax from his narcissistic finger-pointing boss, so he may want to secure those "files" he's got for future plea bargaining memoirs. While shrub-hugging press secretary Sean "Spicy" Spicer is likely to be the first in the ranks of the unemployed soon after Rump's 9-day traveling circus show ends, Prepuce may be packing up, too.

(photo: Fittingly, today's the last performance of Ringling Brothers' circus).