Bailing On The Boss

White (Supremacist) House chief of staff and human / weasel hybrid Reince "Prepuce" Priebus is reportedly cutting his trip short with curtseying demagogue Donald "Rump" Trump and returning to Washington, presumably to join the bucket brigade in containing the raging fire of the Russiagate scandal. Friday's twin bombshells that a "person of interest" close to Rump  <<cough Jared Kushner cough >> is under investigation by the FBI, and that Rump privately bragged to Russian officials that he had impeded the investigation into the Russiagate scandal by firing the FBI's James Comey, have put Rumpland into crisis mode.

It's likely that Prepuce is concerned that the long-rumored staff shakeup will involve him getting the ax from his narcissistic finger-pointing boss, so he may want to secure those "files" he's got for future plea bargaining memoirs. While shrub-hugging press secretary Sean "Spicy" Spicer is likely to be the first in the ranks of the unemployed soon after Rump's 9-day traveling circus show ends, Prepuce may be packing up, too.

(photo: Fittingly, today's the last performance of Ringling Brothers' circus).

Priebus In Disfavor In White House

White (Supremacist) House chief of staff and human / weasel hybrid Reince "Prepuce" Priebus may be the next to get the shaft from delusional pathological liar Donald "Rump" Trump, according to reports that the "knives are out" for him. As a former chairstain of the Republican National Committee and party hack, Prepuce is the classic "establishment" Rethuglican that the party wanted in a position of influence over man-baby sociopath Rump as a reassuring measure. The initial read on the White House staff was that Prepuce and neo-fascist propagandist Steve "Loose Cannon" Bannon were competing powers for Rump's wandering attention, with Rump's son-in-law Jared "Mr. Ivanka Trump" Kushner acting as a balancing influence.

After almost two months of fiascos -- from the botched Muslim ban roll out, to the resignation of nutjob Michael Flynn, to the apparent perjury of Attorney General for the Confederate States of America and evil elf Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III, etc. -- Rump is reportedly "livid." Both Prepuce and Loose Cannon were taken off the travel manifest for another junket this past weekend to Mar-A-Lago by a furious Rump after Beauregard's sudden recusal from overseeing DOJ investigations into the Rump-Putin scandal. Of course, if Rump were sane,  competent and fit to be President in the first place, this chaos may not have happened. In any event, Prepuce, who always struck us as a dishonest gutter snipe, may be the next to be eaten alive in Rump's predatory menagerie. Bring the popcorn!