Monday, March 6, 2017
Priebus In Disfavor In White House
White (Supremacist) House chief of staff and human / weasel hybrid Reince "Prepuce" Priebus may be the next to get the shaft from delusional pathological liar Donald "Rump" Trump, according to reports that the "knives are out" for him. As a former chairstain of the Republican National Committee and party hack, Prepuce is the classic "establishment" Rethuglican that the party wanted in a position of influence over man-baby sociopath Rump as a reassuring measure. The initial read on the White House staff was that Prepuce and neo-fascist propagandist Steve "Loose Cannon" Bannon were competing powers for Rump's wandering attention, with Rump's son-in-law Jared "Mr. Ivanka Trump" Kushner acting as a balancing influence.
After almost two months of fiascos -- from the botched Muslim ban roll out, to the resignation of nutjob Michael Flynn, to the apparent perjury of Attorney General for the Confederate States of America and evil elf Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III, etc. -- Rump is reportedly "livid." Both Prepuce and Loose Cannon were taken off the travel manifest for another junket this past weekend to Mar-A-Lago by a furious Rump after Beauregard's sudden recusal from overseeing DOJ investigations into the Rump-Putin scandal. Of course, if Rump were sane, competent and fit to be President in the first place, this chaos may not have happened. In any event, Prepuce, who always struck us as a dishonest gutter snipe, may be the next to be eaten alive in Rump's predatory menagerie. Bring the popcorn!