News Item: The Fux Network is finally dropping its long-time slogan "Fair and Balanced," because it was the target of so much mockery over the years.
As long as they're changing their slogan, we have a suggestion for a new mascot for Fux. It's a "threefer", since it incorporates a fox, a symbol of racial hatred, and the Dear Leader:
Also, it looks like it might be rabid.
