Monday, June 5, 2017

Will Reince "Prepuce" Priebus Get Cut?

According to reports citing a dozen White (Supremacist) House sources, chief of staff and weasel / human hybrid Reince "Prepuce" Priebus isn't taking rather obvious hints that he resign. Described by his colleagues as an out-of-favor  "dead man walking," Prepuce probably realizes that no one else wants the job of running a comically dysfunctional operation, with competing factions leaking on one another, so he's holding on for now. He's been variously blamed for everything from the botched travel ban roll out to bungling the management of the Flynn scandal by his enemies in the White (Supremacist ) House.

Prior to his appointment as Rump's "minder," Prepuce was the deceitful chairstain of the Rethuglican National Committee, whose sneering face often appeared on the Sunday news poo flings, dishing out lies and spin with a smug, smirking face. That, and not any managerial skills, must have gotten him his chief of staff position. His dilemma couldn't be more richly deserved.

(image: Driftglass. Fighting above his weight class)

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