Saturday, July 29, 2017

Mrs. Mooch Files For Divorce. Sad!


There are reports that Deidre Ball, a.k.a. Mrs. Anthony "The Mooch" Scaramucci, has filed for divorce, and has indicated that her dislike for neo-fascist p*ssygrabber Donald "Rump" Trump and her husband's "naked political ambition" were the main factors.

According to the report,
“Deidre has left him and has filed for divorce. She liked the nice Wall Street life and their home on Long Island, not the insane world of D.C. She is tired of his naked ambition, which is so enormous that it left her at her wits’ end."
Ms. Ball was apparently disgusted by The Mooch's extreme obsession with getting a high position in the Rump White (Supremacist) House and his bootlicking support of a man she's offended by. His violent, obscene tirade last week about fellow Trumpists Reince "Prepuce" Priebus and Steve "Loose Cannon" Bannon makes Ms. Ball's decision even more understandable.

We hope that Ms. Ball gets a very hefty divorce settlement from the oily, foul-mouthed opportunist.