We guess that all of that smooching of sociopath Donald "Rump" Trump's orange ass wasn't enough to save former White (Supremacist) House Communications director Anthony "The Mooch" Scaramucci, who was fired from his position today, the same day former Marine Gen. John Kelly took over as Rump's chief of staff. The Mooch had served in the position for only 10 days. The Mooch's violent and obscene tirade to the New Yorker magazine's Ryan Lizza last week made him the story for days, where he ripped new orifices for hapless hack Reince "Prepuce" Priebus and stategist/derelict Steve "Loose Cannon" Bannon. Clearly, The Mooch's self-aggrandizing, mafia-style approach to communications didn't sit well with the new by-the-book chief of staff, who made it clear to Rump that The Mooch had to be fired. CBS News is reporting that The Mooch was escorted from the White (Supremacist) House grounds, presumably where he's free to sell postcards to tourists.
To borrow a phrase from the military, The Mooch screwed the pooch.
BONUS:
Scaramucci is slated to leave— Limericking (@Limericking) July 31, 2017
Despite what he came to achieve,
Like colourful cussing
And phone calls discussing
The autofellations of Steve
reince cam pic.twitter.com/hQQrWR0QBH— ಠ_ಠ (@MikeIsaac) July 31, 2017
It is now unclear who will keep us informed about who in the White House sucks their own cock.— Kevin Allison (@TheKevinAllison) July 31, 2017
OKAY WHO PICKED "10 DAYS" IN THE POOL pic.twitter.com/NRVvg74XQM— shauna (@goldengateblond) July 31, 2017
The Mooch named communications director of a farm upstate.— Ben Acker (@bnacker) July 31, 2017
(photo: Kiss your ass goodbye, Mooch)
6 comments:
There goes the best SNL skit ever!
Diva -- SNL's loss is our gain. We're sure there are more Mooches out there in Trumpland that are ready to serve him loyally, if not criminally.
WOW! Losing your wife & prestige job in less than 2 weeks! What will Act # 3 be??
F.M. - Selling postcards to tourists on Pennsylvania Ave.?
HA!!!! He'd fail at that! Loser. Would you buy a postcard from that man?
Possibly, but only after disinfecting!
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