Monday, August 28, 2017

Phoning It In [UPDATED]


White (Supremacist) House photo


While lapdog Vice President Mike "Dense" Pence held a meeting of the Cabinet and emergency officials to deal with the devastating flooding in Texas, and now Louisiana, sociopathic narcissist Donald "Rump" Trump was 50 miles away at Camp David, alone on a video hookup, wearing a "USA" cap. Such leadership, so Presidential. Hopefully, they worked his name into the discussion in order to hold his interest.

Rump will be traveling to Texas tomorrow to feign interest and concern for the flood victims. Maybe he'll wear the same cap.

UPDATE: Rump and his trophy wife will be avoiding the hardest hit areas Tuesday, but will talk to the officials coordinating recovery efforts. Such empathy.

2 comments:

Grung_e_Gene said...

Just sit in the corner dumbass wearing your dunce cap...

Hackwhackers said...

It's probably better that he's isolated, Gene. Just keep him away from the nuclear trigger.....