Gen. Kelly Is Done With Snake-Handling

Amid reports that Gen. John Kelly, the White (Supremacist) House chief-of-staff and principal baby sitter for unfit demagogue Donald "Rump" Trump, was dressed down by Rump in front of staff and isn't about to take that crap from Rump again, Kelly appears to be putting resident snake-in-the-grass and former reality TV villainess Omarosa Manigault on a fast track out of the building for "triggering" some of Rump's worst instincts.  The reports indicate that Kelly is done with Manigault's habit of feeding Rump unsourced rumors and "news" from fringe internet sites and gossip from within the West Wing. Rump, having no intellect or impulse control, then goes on a rampage and undermines everything Kelly is trying to do to make Rump appear rational and presidential, despite Rump's glaring unfitness. Her only claim to fame was her type-cast role as a nasty competitor on Rump's TV reality show "The Apprentice."

We'd love to be in the room when Manigault hears these words from Kelly: "you're fired."