Here's Roy "Less Is" Moore, the Talibangelist Alabammy Republican voters in their wisdom selected as their Senatorial candidate yesterday:
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Q.1. Where do you put the coin in to get the little horsey to rock back and forth?
Q.2. How many horses' asses do you see in this picture?
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"'Scuse me while I whip this out." Hey, that's not much of a penis compensator there, Roy!
As Adam Silverman at Balloon Juice put it:
Your Alabama GOP senatorial runoff winner is cowboy cosplayer and teeny weeny wheel gun aficionado Judge Roy Moore – the Last Law West of Ashkelon.That sounds about right.