We woke up this morning to laughter across America:
Tailgunner Ted Cruz's many fans on the internet piled on, but his college roommate at Princeton had the most interesting commentary:
Now imagine Ted Cruz is doing this four feet below you in the bottom bunk bed.— Craig Mazin (@clmazin) September 12, 2017
Yes, my misery very much appreciates your company.
Ted Cruz thinks people don't have a right to "stimulate their genitals." I was his college roommate. This would be a new belief of his.— Craig Mazin (@clmazin) April 13, 2016
UPDATE: Andy Borowitz' story and headline FTW --
Porn Industry Irrevocably Damaged by Association with Ted Cruz
