We woke up this morning to laughter across America:
Tailgunner Ted Cruz's many fans on the internet piled on, but his college roommate at Princeton had the most interesting commentary:
Now imagine Ted Cruz is doing this four feet below you in the bottom bunk bed.— Craig Mazin (@clmazin) September 12, 2017
Yes, my misery very much appreciates your company.
Ted Cruz thinks people don't have a right to "stimulate their genitals." I was his college roommate. This would be a new belief of his.— Craig Mazin (@clmazin) April 13, 2016
UPDATE: Andy Borowitz' story and headline FTW --
Porn Industry Irrevocably Damaged by Association with Ted Cruz
4 comments:
"...therein lies the rub..." Sorry, couldn't resist.
He said it was a "staffing" problem. Somebody stop me!
Diva -- He was shaking hands with his only friend.
Hackie FTW!!
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