Really enjoyed a round of golf with President @realDonaldTrump today.— Lindsey Graham (@LindseyGrahamSC) October 9, 2017
President Trump shot a 73 in windy and wet conditions!
It looks like South Carolina Sen. Lindsey "Huckleberry" Graham has decided that his political future lies in affixing his lips to the large rear end of narcissistic sociopath Donald "Rump" Trump. First, there was Huckleberry's decision to sponsor the heartless and devastating Graham-Cassidy repeal of the Affordable Care Act that Rump eagerly embraced. Yesterday, he was golfing with Rump and lying -- LYING -- about Rump's golf score. They played on one of Rump's par 72 golf courses. When the Senior PGA was held at that course earlier this year, some well-known professional golfers had scores like this: Larry Mize, 75, Lee Jantzen, 73, John Daly, 74.
It's far more likely that Rump shot a 73 on the front nine. Maybe Rump can get Huckleberry to caddy for him next time.
BONUS: Huckleberry's Twitter feed is 99.9% shots at this tweet; these two are pretty damn good--
You know who else has had to deal with wind and rain? Puerto Rico and the US Virgin Islands. Tell Donny to get off the course and do his job— Lisa Bridges (@LizaB1909) October 10, 2017
Trump swiped Lindsey's phone while he was in the Ladies room.— D Brown (@circularl0gic) October 9, 2017
