We thought we were mostly rid of wingnut loon Michele "Crazy Eyes" Bachmann when she left the Congress in 2015 after eight years of pure north woods, bark-chewing nuttiness. Now, Crazy Eyes is considering a run for former Sen. Al Franken's seat in this year's special election. But first she has to get the go-ahead from J.C., her top campaign consultant. Appearing on a television show hosted by adulterer and end-times nutcase Jim "The Faker" Bakker, Bachmann says she's waiting for divine guidance that will only materialize as a voice in her mostly empty head:
“So the question is am I being called to do this now? I don’t know.”Ring-ring, Jeebus calling: please jump in one of Minnesota's 10,000 lakes. Now you know what to do.
