Trump rips Fla. Deputies for not going into school. "I really believe I'd run in there even if I didn't have a weapon."— Zeke Miller (@ZekeJMiller) February 26, 2018
Riiiight!
BREAKING: DC area man with five draft deferments who mocked tortured war hero John McCain for being captured says he believes he would confront an active shooter—with an AR-15 assault weapon—unarmed. https://t.co/UDQvhLlJGC— Brian Klaas (@brianklaas) February 26, 2018
Trump claims he would have been a hero, running unarmed into the school shooting. But in 2008, he bragged about watching an 80 year-old bleed out in front of him at Mar-a-Lago & fretted about the marble floor but did nothing because it was "disgusting." https://t.co/HxOi70oZES pic.twitter.com/8RGR4OEkJv— Brian Klaas (@brianklaas) February 26, 2018
And, classic Cadet Bone Spurs:
BONUS: Andy Borowitz headline: Trump Orders Parade to Celebrate His Hypothetical Act of Heroism in Florida School
UPDATE:
BREAKING: Newly release footage of Trump aka Cadet Bonespurs running in unarmed to stop a mass shooting. pic.twitter.com/SXSSCmRfGw— Ragnarok Lobster (@eclecticbrotha) February 26, 2018
Trump on the Parkland shooting: "I really believe I'd run in there even if I didn't have a weapon."— ☇RiotWomenn☇ (@riotwomennn) February 26, 2018
Really Trump?
Here's a video for America to decide
Hillary Clinton: tested, steady, fearless
Trump: panicked, chaotic & running
pic.twitter.com/np0yyZZz9X
(h/t Balloon Juice)
