Saturday, March 3, 2018

Attention Pedophiles: Brother Roy Needs Your Help



Failed Alabammy Rethuglican Senate candidate and teen stalker Roy "Teen Spirit" Moore wants you to know that those darned liberal gays/lesbians/etc. ruined his righteous life during last year's special election just because, you know, his tastes in wimmen tend toward the training bra set. Well, tiny gun-totin' Roy wants you to know he's down to his last teen-tempting candy bar, and needs your financial help in resisting the Washington / San Francisco mob of perverts (no projection there!).

Teen Spirit, who has vast pretentions of religiousity, said in his Facebook page:
"The political Left is filled with men and women whose sole aim in life is to overthrow our God-ordained rights which are guaranteed in the U.S. Constitution. It is your responsibility and mine to stand up to this vile encroachment on our rights, and defend that for which the Founding Fathers sacrificed so greatly. Please send a generous gift today to the Pedophiles United Roy Moore Legal Defense Fund to help me defeat, once and for all, those who would destroy America in order to usher in their anti-Christian 'kingdom.' May the Lord richly bless you as you stand with me in this critical fight!" (strike out by editor)
Yes, he has a "God-ordained" right to mess with teenaged girls (he even married one), a right for which the Founding Fathers sacrificed. So dig in those pockets, people, and cough up a quarter or two so that Teen Spirit can carry his "Christian" message to teenage girls, so that they might avoid those sinful same-sex predators out there. Less for them is more for him, right?

(photo: Brother Roy on his horse Sassy, perhaps on their way to the Gadsden Mall)