Wednesday, March 14, 2018

Colbert Looks At Tillerson Firing. Laughs Ensue


Last night, Stephen Colbert did a hilarious commentary on the firing of former Exxon CEO and Secretary of State Rex "Rexxon" Tillerson by Putin agent Donald "Rump" Trump. He tied the firing to Rexxon's strong statement blaming Russia for the nerve gas attack in the UK just 24 hours before his firing:
"Russia has denied the whole thing and the only thing worse than contradicting your boss is contradicting your boss' boss."
He even noted similarities between the Stormy Saga and Tillerson's refusal to mention Trump in his farewell remarks:
"But most interesting is what Tillerson didn't say because he made no mention of President Trump in his remarks. Didn't mention Donald Trump. Sounds like Rex just made $130,000."