Friday, March 2, 2018

On Guard, Working For You


He's already changed his tune on gun control after a late night meeting with the NRA, he has yet to push back on threats made by Russian thug Vladimir "Vlad the Invader" Putin, his "emotional support assistant" just resigned, and his National Security Advisor is reported to be leaving within the month. But never fear, Very Stable Genius is up very early addressing the issues of most concern to Americans:

And hey, that's the cleaned up tweet. The original (now deleted) was his typical error- ridden effort. And his inspiration for the Baldwin tweet? He saw a segment on Baldwin earlier this morning on Fox and Friends.

Sic transit gloria, America.