Friday, March 30, 2018

Republican Crime Blotter: The Panty Pincher



A Republican judge on Long Island, NY was charged with stealing the underwear of neighborhood women today, and released on $50,000 bond. Judge Robert Cicale was arrested yesterday in East Islip after he was caught near the home of a 23 year-old neighbor with his raincoat pockets stuffed with panties that he took from a hamper. He apparently had stolen panties from the victim and others on multiple occasions previously. Cicale, who is married with three children, was relieved of all judicial duties following his arrest.

It will be interesting to see the briefs in this case.

(photo: Judge Cicale at an earlier time, possibly contemplating his next panty raid)

3 comments:

donnah said...

...see the briefs...

Oh no, you didn't! hahahahaha!

Hackwhackers said...

donnah -- Couldn't resist that one : )

LibraryGuy said...

--slow clap--