Former momentary White (Supremacist) House Communications Director and slick opportunist Anthony "The Mooch" Scaramucci is making the rounds on cable today with the mission of shivving his nemesis, WH Chief of Staff John Kelly, who fired him and his street-punk mouth after only eleven days on the job. Scaramucci was widely mocked for his over-the-top obsequious praise of incompetent Banana Republican Donald "Rump" Trump during his time in the job. Scaramucci blames Kelly for the rock-bottom morale at the White (Supremacist) House after weeks of intense drama over security clearances and the Mueller investigation, punctuated yesterday by the abrupt resignation of Communications Director and Rump whisperer Hope "No Hope" Hicks.
Besides taking revenge against the man that chucked him out, Scaramucci was also practicing some self-defense by saying in an interview to Bloomberg News that he feared that Kelly might block the sale of his stake in SkyBridge Capital to a Chinese firm. Referring to Kelly as "General Jackass," Scaramucci told Bloomberg:
"'There will be a further evacuation of talent,' Scaramucci said in the interview.Ahh, Mooch, the White (Supremacist) House could use a few front-stabbers like you for variation these days.
'The guy is a bad dude,' Scaramucci said of Kelly. 'Fear and intimidation doesn’t work in a civilian organization. If he had any honor he’d resign.'
He also said he doesn’t mind being quoted insulting Kelly. 'At least I’m an honest front-stabbing dude,' he said."
