“It’s 2018 and I am a woman. So you cannot shut me up unless you have Michael Cohen wire me $130,000.” -- comedian Michelle Wolf at last night's White House Correspondents' Dinner. More priceless quotes here, including an unflinching burn on Kellyanne "Con Job" Conway.
BONUS QUOTE: On the media --
“I think what no one in this room wants to admit is that Trump has helped all of you,” she added. “He couldn’t sell steaks or vodka or water or college or ties or Eric. But he has helped you. He’s helped you sell your papers and your books and your TV. You helped create this monster and now you’re profiting off of him. And if you’re going to profit off of Trump, you should at least give him some money because he doesn’t have any.”Every word true.
