Thursday, April 5, 2018

Today's Category 5 Graphic




(Credit: democraticunderground.com)

With a new poll out showing Democrat Phil Bredesen ahead by 10 points in the open seat Senate race in deep red Tennessee (which President Spanky won with 60.7 % of the vote), complicit human/ turtle hybird Sen. Mitch "Missy" McConnell (R-Spineless) smells a storm a' brewin':
“This is going to be a challenging election year,” McConnell said in a Tuesday interview with Kentucky Today. “We know the wind is going to be in our face. We don’t know whether it’s going to be a Category 3, 4 or 5.”
Even your shell won't protect you in this storm, Missy. That's a powerful wind machine you're staring into.